wats up people!!!!!!..i feel like im currently outta this world..one week orientation and i nvr keep in touch on wats happening around the world anymore..only YESTERDAY i found out that Kaka is on his way to Madrid..shits lah..and Ronaldo is going too..ahh fuck lah..who cares bout him man..fucktard
so gear up man..i have a feeling this post is gonna damn long..lol..im gonna pst for the whole one week..ah huh..so here goes..
lets start on Sunday. Sunday was registration, so my dad left me there and i went in to meet Kwan Song. Guess who i saw as i walked in? YAU KIM TAN!!!!!! nyahahaha!!! he came to rent out his apartment i think..lol..dman cute la de fella..lol
masuk ni took ID cards and blah to main hall where they gave us our orientation kit and allocate all the FRESHIES into different Teams based on colours..LIMPE masuk GREEN!!! which our mascot as i mentioned in da earlier post is da MONKEY!!! woo ahh!
main hall
on tat day itself we havta get back by 3 o'clock cz we're gonna have our 1st briefing, cant remember wat is it though..lol..but the first brief was damn retard..lol..but the EMCEE was great lah..so as the OCs (Orientation Commitee)..there's this Senior..he's a LAW student lah..damn look like Sudirman wei..even his voice! ciko sial~..SUDIRMAN was a lawyer too..nyahaha~went back at 5pm
err yeah for one week..breakfast lunch dinner were served by the MMU peeps..and well wadyuuXpect? free food..mestilah taste cam sial kan? ish..i munch and chew once..i can puke thrice!! ishhh..
eating like squatters wei
kiri kanan depan lakang! lol
again
Monday.
first day of orientation. DAMN BORING and AWKWARD!!! seriously AWKWARD i tell youuu!!! nobody wants to speak to anyone!!!!!we kicked off the day with our cheer..yes each group has their own cheer..and the first cheer was very funny and lame..its like macho MACHO MACHO!!!! =.=then l8er on we went LIVE with CYBERJAYA for the opening ceremony..tell u guys smting wei
this was wat we had to do evryday for one week..wtfff
opening ceremony
Cyberjaya Campus is like FIVE times Malacca campus..BUT!!! they have only 400++ FRESHIES and we have like 2000++ FRESHIES..damn stuupid right..no wonder ppl saiod cyber sucks wei! and i heard its damn ULU~~~..lol
from what i can recall..the first day was more of like a day for briefing lah..the whole friggin day was brief brief and BRIEFING!!! isshh..
ooh yeah they wanted FRESHIES to join the Sports Carnival on the next day..so like duhh..i signed up for football...
the fat guy there is Andrew
Tuesday
pulakk was okaaaaay lah..from 7am i reached there..i just kept on waiting for the clock to strike 5.30pm wei..cz thats when the sports carnival starts...and..my playing is like shit already...sighness..but we won the game and went on to the Semis though..nyahaha~~
fuhh!!! i just finishe downloaded Forrest Gump!!!!!!! its a nice show la...tats why i downloaded..wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffff..lol
Kelvin as hyper as ever!
wat we did sommore ah..ooh..MORE briefings!!!! damn..there's one thing different bout MMU la wei..normal private Colleges is like a few hours/days orientaion..but for us..we do it for a week like a camp system so that people are more geared up for thier best years in life..yeah wtf..i sound like a shitty ass salesguy..fuck!
we had to come back at night for some activity where they seperate us according to our races..the night thingy was bout food and stuff..so the OCs told us bout good food around town and all..cz most MMU students are NOT from malacca..some came all the way from Sarawak and Sabah..even Penang..and Timbaktuu!!=.=
we were introduced to 2 funny EMCEEs..one is a fat Senior who is also doing Law (Andrew)..he looks like a beruang lah wei..lol..and the other guy is Ah Yeo..and yeah,,these two are damn perverted wei..LOL..they made us do the "AHHHH" cheer..which goes like.."ahhh..ahhh...ahhhh...AHHHHHH" even the girls have to do it la wei...lol..damn horny wei..lol..
WATCH THIS!!!!
cikkidout homies~
preparing presentation
yeapp
he seriously doesnt know that the rice bit is there..
damn kam gong! LOL
kwansong ngan limpei
Kwansong
banyak nye..
then he realized
Wednesday.
Sportsday continued today,,where we LOST in the Semis by penalties to the Yellow group..Anend was their captain lah wei..wat do u expect.ishh..bloody playmaker..lol..there were two Foreigners in their team..and they played the game based on the physical aspect lah! lol..
before sportsday we had briefing again..but this time around..it was less sleepy
though..nmyaha..cz of the two EMCEEs lah..lol..Andrew is seriously damn kelakar wei..oh yeah,,for one whole fuckinn week...we had to reach MMU by 7am in da morning wei...how crazy is that!!!...isshness..i reached school at 7.30 aso la dei..crazy la
WATCH THIS TOO!!!!
this was actually on the last day lah
this too
and this
when we're doin our cheer
this is a real MacBook Air..thinner than me wei
i had to come back on Wednesday night cz of some Green team project where we are required to design and create a superhero outfit as a presentation. At first say start at nine..reached there lak..it starts at 9.45..and ended at 2am!!!! but i didnt stay till that late lah..LOL..we continued on the next day!
trust me..still got ppl jogging at 11pm!!!
Kelvin fatass
kena punish
Ah yeo tidur
Thursday
was the last day..which was yesterday. So we had this farewell thingy in the morning and midday..last day of Orientation wat so atnight got another function which is Orientation Night which starts at 8pm..this is where the OCs handed out awards and stuff..nyaha~...so evryone was like damn semangat to end this shit..
around 3pm, the Green team had to attend the closing ceremony..but i didnt go cz gotta finish up the superhero costume..damn STUPID sial~...we made things out of Grass and aluminium foil..i sketch the outfits for them and went on to the short Narrator/EMCEE part with TJ.
wat wat wat???
vietnam
Instead of doing only Super Heroes..we did it in a different way..we had a villain..AND a superhero as well..so they're enemies and they fought against each other.
Villain is Macho girl
Hero is ChakaWakka Man aka Monkey man
so come 8pm and the function started lah..its like an award night lah..they give out medals to all participants and OCs. They made it like a little bit presentation then continued with the award giving ceremony and again the presentation of superheroes..inter changing lah so that ppl wont get bored y'see..
ChakaWakka man
Green team were the last to present their superheroes..so we had time to see the others perform and we're also able to see the other team's weakness lah..
yellow group's presentaion is okaaay lah..but the red and blue one...fuahlamakk...dman DRAGGY wei...seriously shock sendiri..they have too many Heroes lah...but blue only got one hero which is LAME wei..lol...they pull the thing damn long..
when it was our turn..haiyorr...tzzk tzzk tzzk..i went out..took the mic..facing 500++ people..
"Hello people!!!! Wassup!!!"
Response was...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phew weett!!!!! OOHHH!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
of all my EMCEE-ing jobs..this crowd is da easiest to handle! lol..sikit sikit they'll cheer for you d..so i just did my thing and just made it simple.easy to understand and CLEAR and AUDIOBLE..lol..and guess what...tzzk tzzk tzzk...we got number 2..like WTFFF wei..sigh..i didnt do any preperation!!this was like the most random stage thing i've done!!! lol..damn happy!!! haha....sadly Red won the thing..
aiyoh kla i seriously lazy to type d lah wei..let the videos and pictures do the talking..GREEN team won OVERALL champion and the Football team won the Bronze medal!..jeng jeng jeng..ORIENTATION IS OFFICIALLY OVER!!!! kwan song sent me back!
One week orientation
damn fucking tiring.
Now here come the academics.
Im gonna be so fucked up wei.
but whatever the fact,I am officially a MMU student!
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