LALAs and everything around them

LALAs and their community of suck ups!



hey peeps..have u guys ever come across people who often give their own defination of love.?? or writing crappy stuff bout love..OR even mourning by writing how miserable their lifes are cz of their failed "love"??? fuhh..trust me..i've seen ALOT and even witness it..isnt it stupid??? okaaay..let me tell u where to find these suck up quotes and writings..


Friendster.
Chinese Languange Blogs.
Blogs that contains many english grammatical errors.


these guys are dead stupid..when they have a crush on someone..they'll put all sorts of fucking little detail of how "pain" they are in "love". get a life mtrfkrs!!!


okaaay thats not the main topic..thats the sub topic of the main topic..whats the main topic???


LALAs


i dunno why i just gotta post something bout these people..the community that actually make the public's eye SORE..okay for starters..what are LALAs??


The Normal Defination:


LALAs are (half) human being that wear weirdly and are very supportive of the harajuku pop culture in japan and taiwan and hongkong and east asia..these monsters like to act cute and make annoying faces when it come to pictures and self portraits. they are normally chinese educated. Acting cute is their main hobby. When i say act cute means they will tend to speak in a whiny/sharp pitched voice when talking to ppl.



My Version of Defination:

they're a bunch of fucked up asses who has no sense of dressing..loves to mimick they're favourite taiwan artists..puff up they're fucking dick licking lips little bitches..and fucking dumbass whores that suck in the english languange.

lets analyze LALAs and their personality..


SOCIAL
LALAs loves socializing..they want to know every single person whom are from the same community(LALA)..first up they'll look at the opposite sex in a funny way..its not really staring but more like prying kinda look..like glancing then turn away in a split second kinda way..this is to keep they;re image of SHYness and INNOCENTness..

socially they tend to have TONS/PLENTY/MUTIPLY the MULTIPLE of social networking websites (Friendster/Facebook) profiles..even though no one adds them up..normally the number of friends increases because THEY add ppl up not the other way..so they're bunch of cheapskate asses!!

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
you will know ita s LALA when u see one..there's no need to think twice..one look and straight away u'll know its them cz of what they wear..their sense of dressing is SHIT!!! thigh length socks that are made to suffocate the legs..over SHORT MINI skirts that any pervert has a chance to peek..cheapskate tank tops..cheap black heels..cheap make up..these are what they usually wear..OMFG..super-long -eye-covering hair fringe..

for guys..the hair part..similarly...LONG fringe..blonde/green/pink/red/blue colour..they usually wear tight pink shirts with skins..damn..seriously its awful and fugly! i prefer malay dudes wearing skins cz at least they look indie!!! INDIE ROCK!!! not these LALA-ish fucked up creatures!

LANGUAGE
oh man..this is the part...ishness wei...EVERYTHING sentence has to end up with:

"de" example: not like this DE
"xx" example: hehexx hahaxx lolxxxx
"^^" example: me so happy de loh^^

fuck!!! lets not count the other grammatical errors..that'll take all day..the common ones..

LALAs tend to use "ME" instead of "I"

example: Me today no go school

they'll replace ONLY n a sentence with JUST which is equivalent to CAI in madarin..

example:

instead of: Later only i'll study

they'll go: Later JUST study loh~~~

geli right??? another one..instead of typing nicely alphabets by alphabets..

they'll type: heLLo!!! My n@me iS ChOng AH K@o!^^

damnly stewwwwpid...lol..so a typical LALA-fied sentence will sound..

"wah!!! today me so tired de loh^^ hehexx so many homework at school..lolxxx..the teacher so bad de..just know how to give many many homework..me so fan de loh^^ hahaxxxx"

FUCK YOU!

ishness...so lets join forces to wipe out the LALA culture and practice..its severe!!!! u can start by joining groups in friendster or facebook..or copy the ANTI LALA crew badge and paste it in ur blog!

lets keel and make LALAs EXTINCT!!!