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Sunday, May 3, 2009

the return of sha hor fan

The Return Of Sha Hor Fan!



crapness!!!...everyone seems to be blogging bout they're college life wei..i feel so left out!..i wanna learn a jampi so that time REALLy flies and i'll start college! dang it!!! SO unfair loh!..anyways..i went to ipoh with my family for 3 days for a FOOD FEST!!! i came here like a few times but the best was when i was stndrd2 wit the kindergarden! soooooo...ipoh is:

ngar choi!
Sha hor fan!
kuk yam kai!
gai fan!
har meen!
char keoy teow no.2 (number1 is penang)
foh san DIM SUM!!!
pohpiah!



if u dun like the food there..then u're one big dumbass whom ur taste buds i pity!




i feel ipoh is actually more like a town then its current status which is BANDARAYA which also means city..no offense there though..cz ipoh is like an old town..like those u see on 1970s TVB dramas..there are like only 3 secondary schools i can see..IN town of course and one primary school..and ONE shopping mall..which sells a wide variety of condoms!!! damn..lol


the 1st food stop is of course ngar choi with sha hor fan and chicken rice..i ate a big bowl of hor fan...and ate another plate of chicken rice..walao..i just cant stop eating!!! damn NICE!!!!!








oh yeah..speaking off..its like an old story or myth that goes ipoh girls are damn chio/pretty/beautiful/watever in malaysia...but NO! of the 4 days im there..they're like okaaaay to me only lah...wats beautiful is their skin..so NOW!!! im OFFICIALLY degrading ipoh girls in the malaysia's prettiest betinas,,LOL


so ipoh-ians u are DOWN!!! no more number 1!!!!
The top four Rankings.
1.Klang Valley girls
2.Penang girls
3.Ipoh girls
4.Malacca chiobus


lol...crazy stuff..haha..oh yeah..i went to this CAVE i duunno wats its name cz this is the least popular one,,,ive been to the others like SHANBAODONG and JILEDONG all the DONG DONGs this one i nvr been...but anyways...i saw two monkeys like totally fucking their way happily..

shitness..the fucker was PUSHING AND PULLING AND THRUSTING..LOL...and the fucked which i think is a female..if not those 2 primeapes are gay...come to think of it..they're banging from behind wei...anyways...the fucked ape is shrieking like fucking HELL!!!
omgdness..and they're doing it on a rooftop..how COOL!! such a turn-on..lol! my dad didnt allowed me to take a picture of the sacred action of love or SEX! lol











friggin horny apes..i cant really remembered everything i ate cz i REAAALLLY ate alot..first there was breakfast..then 2nd breakfast then lunch one then lunch then lunch2...damn..my dad just kept coming back to the hotel with more food and food and FOOD!!! one thing i gotta admit though..
THE CHICKEN RICE THERE IS NICER THAN MALACCA's..soooo damnn sad!
people there speaks cantonese..GUON DONG...damn..its like seriously annoying..lol..cz i CANT speak!..when i approach a hawker
he'll ask OI MAT YEH?
so i replied, pohpiah LIANG GE!
then he'll say, har?
then i'll reply, LIANG GE POHPIAH with my 2 fingers up.
then u do the math..i cant speak good chinese..im pelat in cantonese..the best is still BM or english..everyone understands....err..at least the former..lol
so ipoh huh...not a good place to go if u wanna enjoy sight seeing but for FOOD...its okaaaaylaah..lol...still cant beat Penang..!
credits to the monkeys cz they gave me a sight that i'll NEVER forget and will always refer to!..lol

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