so...17 years ive been on this planet let alone this country...lets check out the species of girls...yea i mean girls..cz im 17 LOL~~...ladies??? wait another 7 years frm now..yea u'll get ur chance..LOL~~
so lets start this shit...girls are humans or females..."girls" means females that are 20 years old and below..ah huh~..there are lotsa species we start wit number 1...
1.THE EMO KIND (scientific name:Homosapiens emoensis)
description: emo girls are seriously into emo stuff...though they arent as agrresive as their counter part the guys..but they tend to get out of control...they secretly admire boys..but tries to show a tough side...emo girls go evrywhere with a stick of eye shadow..uh huh...one thing though they are good listeners...
usual hang out place on the web:http://www.emo-corner.com/
music: oh the usuals..FALL OUT BOY..MCR...
usual hang out place on the web:http://www.emo-corner.com/
music: oh the usuals..FALL OUT BOY..MCR...
2.THE SWEET KIND(scientific name:homosapien sugarensis)
this species are one of the most extinct!!!..they are hard to find and if found..they are usualy unavailable..and expensive to buy too!!!..i have met a few in my life..sweet girls are sweet...lovable and cheerful...they love to talk and has an open mind.their favourite colours are nomally pink and light blue.some may get to the extend of being cheeky and over confident..but they are a positive species..fun to be with..
3.THE GEEKY KIND(homosapiens bookwormensis)
this particular species are girls that are always commited to books and academics..they are not interested in sports and do not check out boys(report may vary)..but most of them spends their time in their natural habitat aka "THE LIBRARY"..some of these geeky girls are attractive to boys cz they are quite and timid but a full bucket inside..
usual hang out place on web:may vary cz they are not familiar with the net
4.THE SLUTTY KIND(homosapiens cheapyensis)
this species are EVRYWHERE and some of them are always looking for mates...their mating process does not stop until they grow old and eventually no one wants them...slutty kinds have a wide range of aspects..they can vary from fat to thin or hot to cute...the sluttiniess usualy are found in their hormones and not physically..though some may tend to dress like stupid asses..
usual hangout place on web:all social networkin sites(easy to show their true colours)
5.LALA(homosapiens nosenseofdressingensis)
this species are hard to analyse..cz they are actually sweet and lovable but they are distort when it comes to dressing...most of them are into a trend called harajuku or LOLAs...most of them love taiwanese singers and japanese pop culture..they can memorise each and evry word of their favourite taiwanese artists songs..LALA girls normally hang at their nests usualy SUNGEI WANG or even TIME SQUARE nowadays..for locals at malacca..they can be found at MP and DP...
usual hangout place on web:www.friedster.com(tend to have too many friendster accounts cz they think alot of ppl will actually add them)
6.EASY GOIN SPORTING KIND(homosapiens yeaokayensis)
easy goin sporting kinda girls are easily found at urban areas..they are normaly over OPEN about things and date random guys...they are not SLUTTY like the above species..but..they are too sociable...no doubt they are popular..but sometimes when they are alone..they are nothin..for boys..DO NOT get into relationships with these species as they are sometimes NOT trust-able.
hangout place on web:all social networkin site)
7.THE WHATEVERS(homosapien wateverensis)
this species are fun to talk to and always has an attitude...good or bad attitude depends on the individual's mood...they are sporting and easy going also...it is easy to observe these ppl:they dress casually...normally surfing wears like body glove or oreef's...they wear flip-flops.
CAUTION!:these girls are unpredictable..they are too spontaneous..handle with care!!!!
8.THE ELEGANT KIND(homosapien elegantoensis)
elegant girls are also an extinct species...they are on RED ALERT as they are taken like hot cakes..elegant girls are soft spoken..intelligent and loveble..but if u do not know them well...you might think that they are introverts..they normally wear one piece clthing like dresses..and they look stunning!!!!...they are normally long haired and have a quiet attitude...they are hard to appease as they are difficult to get.
9.THE BOYISH KIND
this species are the best!!!!! they are easy to talk to..and are open enough to share things with guys and girls alike..they are NOT boyish actually..but they are cooler girls...ppl often mistake them as wat we call "TOMBOYS" but no...their sense of approach is different from other girls..but they usualy have a kind andopen heart..they are also athelitical
hangout place on web:www.mauiandsons.com, http://www.nike.com/
10.THE CRAPPY KIND
this species are given the name "crappy" cz they potray ntg but negativity in them...they are slutty...stupid minded..and tend to mix with stupid or bad influence guys..these crappy kind have all sorta bad habits like smoking they are hard drinker(alcoholics)..they are too SOCIABLE and this always get them in trouble..sometimes this girls take drugs and have unprotected sex oftenly..this species are popular amongst the problematic guys.
CAUTION!: when u see them..do get away..they can do all sorta things..even killing you!
NOTE: this is just a guide..live no grudges as it is not meant to hurt anyone.
so which one are you...guuuurrrlllsssss????? LOL~~~
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